(Source: disneyland-and-me, via disneyismyescape)
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(via ananaltoremember)
please dont send me videos of u jerking off unless ur rich and famous
(via ananaltoremember)
(via ananaltoremember)
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
and actually, Randall’s explaining math, so yeah
(via another-goddamn-hippy)
all original chip skylark fans assemble
dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants
chip5ever
(via ananaltoremember)
“Look, I didn’t want to be a sausage”
“Don’t I get a sausage for good luck? It’s kind of a tradition right?”
“I don’t want you to be roman. I want you to be sausage.”
“Sausages just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.”
“The real world is where the sausages are.”
“You sausage when you sleep”
“You’re not getting away from me. Sausage again.”
“Wait, is your name Sausage?”
“There is always a sausage for those clever enough to find it.”
“I AM THE SAUSAGE KING.”
or this one
“Humor was a good way to hide the sausage”
“Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sausage God.”
(Source: percydemigod-s)
iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:
if the villains won
This is a terrible post.
Creepily wonderful
The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.
Me too !!!!
(via janessama)
Gettin real tired of your shit rock band.
My brother with Kinect sports.
IIIIII don’t remember where I was going with this so it just turned into kissing as usual cause I’m a tool
(you can’t see it but the citadel is probably definitely exploding offscreen)
(via elixiroverdose)
5 days ago - 
62
62I remember back in 6th grade my world history teacher would always flirt with this one teacher. He was a pretty good looking guy, and so when this teacher would come in for something, it was so obvious they had a thing. Few years later I found his facebook (being the stalker I am) and I saw they got married.
I’m pretty amazed.
6 days ago - 2
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