straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?
take me here on our first date
got this signed for madithefreckled !! aka “freckles” uvu
rebecca doodled a connie!! ian doodled a lion!! everyone was so nice and seemed to actually want to talk like i was surprised they didnt seem rushed or bored of talking to fans
i went in with inbetweenthelineart in her pearl cosplay and she buttered them ALL up and rebecca wanted a pic with her, people took so many photos of her, even deedee got her brother to take pics of sarah omg even crewniverse ppl were asking for pictures of sarah
michaela went for a hand shake slap and estelle high fived me
/still high on steven universe this video is gonna take forever to upload sorry
backgrounds are stupid and i hate them
perfect albums don’t exi-
him: babe come over
me: i cant im practicing medicine
him: but theres a conga line here
WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS
reblog and I’ll marry you
TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T IMAGINING THINGS WOW
Man, I was worried that they were going to take this in a bad direction, but their single biggest point was something that they kinda concluded towards the end of the video, like they didn’t plan on actually saying this one line: “Really nice guys don’t call themselves Nice Guys.” Wonderful.
Guys who are claiming to be nice guys are usually looking for something in return so they’re not genuinely being nice.
I FOUND MY HUSBAND
THE SEARCH IS OVER HERE HE IS, WORLDTHE ANSWER IS NO UNLESS YOU ARE THIS MAN
No in all seriousness though, I’m so glad to hear men acknowledge this.
You aren’t single because you’re “too nice.” You’re single because you’re an entitled, passive-aggressive piece of shit who thinks that women owe you sex for treating them like people. You’re even more of a jerk than the guys you whine about, but too much of a delusional coward to own up to it.
You are not nice. You are a predator. There’s this thing called coercive rape, it’s when you use guilt or other non-physical means to corner somebody into sleeping with you. And guess what, you “nice guys” thrive off of that tactic.
But nah you held the door open for her so you totally earned the right to stick your dick in her. Such a gentleman oh yes.
Except not, because you don’t deserve to ever get laid. Prick.
If any of you are not going to watch this because of what you think it will contain, I will assure you that this is the best and these guys get it.
Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.
douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series